The animal song
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers!
Nooowww, chickens!
I'm in the shower
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song,
Stop me if you've heard it
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,
And Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
Grandma
Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes,
she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
but the truth is she died and some day you will too.
La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...
The 66 colors of my bedroom
fuchsia and mauvvve.
Those are the 66 colors of my bedroommmm.
The Snowman
I made a man with eyes of coal
And a smile so bewitchin'
How was I supposed to know
That my mom was dead in the kitchin
Two of Them Kissed Last Night
There was a girl, we'll call her Betty.
And a guy, let's call him Neil.
now I can't stress this point too strongly,
This story is'nt real.
Now our Neil must decide,
Who will be the girl that he casts aside.
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly,
or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie?
He must decide. He must decide.
Even though I made him up he must decide.
Don't
There'll be times when you get older
And you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you,
But DON"T
Cause thats another thing that you don't wanna do
That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
Babies
They're tiny and chubby a so sweet to touch.
Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why
You cry and you cry and you cry...
Bi-Sexuals
Sometimes men love women,
And sometimes men love men,
Then there are bi-sexuals
Thought some just say the are kidding themselves.
La la la..
Smelly Cat
Smelly Cat with Chrissie Hynde
Smelly Cat with the whole gang Smelly cat, Smelly cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, Smelly cat,
It's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favourite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Esta canci�n se la dedico a Germ�n Bregel conocido
mundialmente como el "Escaneador de la pradera".
Crusty Old Man
...And the Crusty Old man said "I'll do what I can,"
And the rest of the rats played maracas!
Blackout
New York City has no power
And the milk is getting sour.
But to me that is not scary,
Cause I stay away from dairy.
La la la la la...
Cremated Mother
And my mother's ashes,
Even her eyelashes
are resting in a little yellow jaaaa-aaar.
My Coma Guy
You don't have to be awake to be my man.
As long as you have brain waves,
I'll be there to hold your hand.
Though we just met the other day.
There's something that I have got to say...
Love
Love is sweet as summer showers.
Love is a wonderous work of art.
But your love, your love,
Is like a giant pigeon
Crapping on my heart.
La la la la...
They Found Their Bodies
And they found their bodies the very next day,
They found their bodies the very next...
Terry's A Jerk
Terry's a jerk!
And he won't let me work!
And I hate Central Perk!
----
And You're all invited to bite me!
When I Play/B>
When I play, I play for me
I don't need your charity!
Double-Jointed Boy
He was a double, double, double-jointed boy
Stephanie
Stephanie knows all the chords!
Dumb, Drunken Bitch
...dumb drunken bitch!!
Sticky Shoes(With Leslie)
My favourite shoes so good to me
I wear them everyday
Down at the heel, hose in the toe
Don't care what people say
My feet's best friend, pals to the end
With them I'm one hot chicky
Though late one night
Not much light
I stepped in something icky
CHORUS:
Sticky Shoes, sticky shoes
Always makes me smile
Sticky Shoes, sticky shoes
Next time I'll avoid the pile
Jingle Bitch
Jingle Bitch screwed me over
Go to hell jingle whore
Go to hell, go to hell, go to h-h-hell!
Crazy Underwear
Crazy underwear creeping up my butt
Crazy underwear always in a rut
Crazy underwear...
My Sticky Shoe
My sticky shoe
My sticky shoe
Why you stick on me, ba-a-bay?
Parading Goats
Parading goats are parading,
Parading down the street.
Parading goats are parading,
Leaving little treats
Papier Mach�
(Snap 3x)
I, I'm still waiting for my paper mach� man.
Tony Tarzan
Little Tony Tarzan
Swinging on a nose hair
Swinging with the greatest of ease...
Holiday Song
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah!
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
And please say hello to Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy
And Rachel and Chandler, handler!
Little Fetus
Are you there little fetus?
In nine months will you come and greet us?
I will buy you some Adidas!
